STARCRASH hitched a ride on the tidal wave of popularity created by another “STAR” franchise that hit theaters in 1977 … and, quite frankly, we’re all better off because of it. That’s our opinion. Let us know yours in 7 words or less …

Do you remember STARCRASH (1978)?

Outlaw smugglers Stella Star (Caroline Munro) and Akton (Marjoe Gortner) manage to pick up a castaway while running from the authorities, who turns out to be the only survivor from a secret mission to destroy a mysterious superweapon designed by the evil Count Zarth Arn (Christopher Plummer). The smugglers are soon recruited by the Emperor of the Galaxy to complete the mission, as well as to rescue the Emperor’s son, who has gone missing.

Just what can you say about a Star Wars ripoff staring 70s-era David Hasselhoff (#JusticeForPrinceSimon) and loads of “pew, pew, pew”?

Okay, now say it in seven words or less …

In Seven Words or Less …

Give us your concise review of STARCRASH … or “The Hoff” … or both.

This ain’t your daddy’s sentient muscle car, baby.

Please leave your comment in the comments section, below.

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